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sassy_pants



Joined: 20 Apr 2008
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Location: New York City

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://feeds.feedburner.com/maggotsandtenderloinblog

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Fat runs in my family. I don't mean this in a superficial way. I mean unhealthy, diabetes, high cholesterol, if I licked your sweaty fat face it would taste like delicious bacon and Blue Cheese Doritos. I am hispanic and hispanic people have no sense of portions and the only reason they would ever drink water is because they get it on tap for free and could not afford soda/alcoholic beverages/malt drinks/sugary juices, otherwise.

With age comes wisdom and so, I've learned to be more subtle in voicing my concerns.

FattyFamMember: You going to eat that?
Me: No.
FFM: Can I have it then?
Me: No.
FFM: Why not?
Me: Fat.
FFM: Whuh ?
Me: FAT!!! Run back and forth in the hallway 10 times and I'll give it to you.
FFM: What?
Me: I SAID FAAAAAAAT!!! Run back and forth 10 times and I will give you this porkchop, FAT.
FFM: :(
Me: That's what I thought, FAT. (Gives porkchop to dog.)
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sassy_pants



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is the url of the blog, http://maggotsandtenderloin.blogspot.com[/url]
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